Pre-First day

I decided to move from Sacramento to back east because i really hated (and couldn't afford) California. I prepared my house for sale, got rid of most everything (even gave away my car to Best Friends Animal Sanctuary), purchased an SUV, packed it that night and headed out the next morning.

I won't bore you with the stress that came with all that hurriedness but it was AWFUL!

I had two dogs to tow and they were pretty amazing considering they were quite similar to the dogs from "Hyperbole" .  Reggie (stressed dog) barked at every sound in every hotel which created a few sleepless nights.  But, again, overall...they were shockingly good.  

I totally would have ventured out and visited some states if it weren't for my dogs; but, that's my life story.  I never wanted kids because they would have inhibited my lifestyle but that's exactly what i got having dogs. And still to this day. Anyone want to stay at a cool old school house while i finally cruise New York City?

I left Sacramento on August 18th 2020 and got to my nephew's house, in New Hampshire, on August (whatever).  Blah, blah, blah...dogs kept relieving themselves in his house, which made me feel HORRIBLE, so i was panicked to get out.

NOW...after looking at quite a few houses, and getting outbidded by fuckers (aka: investors), I decided to look outside the box.  I had seen this schoolhouse a few times before i decided, "what the hell", let's look at it.  So we did.  

Another blah, blah, blah...I'm here.  It's huge, it's empty, it had a fenced in yard, it's bones are fort knox solid and it had toilets.  4 to be exact.  Two for the girls and two for the boys.  If it hadn't been for Covid, i would have had a serious keg party.  Some day i'll add to this story; but, for now...